get-your-ass-in-the-impala

satumitsumi:

nergal-junior:

(To Westboro Baptist Church)

"If you really believe in standing up to those threatening the Christian way of life," Hills said on his UK television program "The Last Leg," "how about putting your money where your mouth is, taking a direct flight to Iraq and picketing the people threatening to behead Christians if they don’t convert?"

Hills then took his suggestion a step further by making a generous offer. “I will personally pay for every member of the Westboro Baptist Church to fly to Iraq right now. I’ll even fly you first class and pay the carbon offset.”

GUYS

THEY ACCEPTED

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(Source)

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forsakenwinchester

destiel-is-music:

aherocalledphil:

ladymalchav:

theinfernaldevices:

schamlos:

theinfernaldevices:

on december 21st we all should just agree on a time to drop to the ground and pretend to be dead

I’m pretty sure that world ending doesn’t work like that

i’m sorry how many apocalypses have you experienced???

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#im sorry we made this post about supernatural

No you’re not. That gif has never served a better purpose.

defected-fallen-angel

angel-with-a-flower-crown:

laufeydottir:

chekhov:

Does Canada even have a president or is it just whichever moose has the strongest antlers

Every four years, all the moose in Canada gather in Ottawa to fight for dominance. The loser then return to their homes and lick their wounds. The winner lives in a giant igloo. This is our moose overlord

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he has been ruling us for the past 10 years.

this is the best thing I have seen today

suicunesrider

ladyaudiophile:

evashandor:

brownfatfemme:

merpldom:

merpldom:

So I’ve seen this post going around in link form, which isn’t super useful to anyone who wants to read it, so I put it up in photo form. Useful for anyone who doesn’t have xkit. :3 Definitely like and reblog the OP, but if it shows up as a link, this helps. :3

I fixed the link for the OP so it works now :)

NEED THIS IN MY LIFE RN!!! THANK YOU TUMBLR!

I suck at cover letters so this is fab

I SUCK at cover letters. This is a gift from the gods, THANK YOU

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Here’s a general rule. When an insult is directed at a woman, consider how it would have sounded directed at a man. If the result is ridiculous, then it’s probably sexist.
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ificouldbeheard:

vanehwasreal:

vanehwasreal:

i’ve always scoffed at those “oh my god europe is tiny”-posts but we just took the wrong exit driving back to our cabin and we literally ended up in norway and decided to just stay for dinner so yeah

this just happened AGAIN jesus fucking christ there isn’t even a sign that says welcome to fucking norway you’re just there all of a sudden

I could miss an exit and still stay in my state for another 8 hours.

forsakenwinchester

funeralhome420:

i hate that i literally cant tell if im ugly or not and i cant tell if im really fat or just like kinda fat i literally cant tell and sometimes ill be like “im just being dumb im pretty good looking” and then ill be like “wow im being so egotistical i definitely look like shit what am i talking about” like i just…. dont know and it bothers me so much cos it’s something i can’t understand 

the-smallest-fallen-angel

stiles2014:

i hate it when my “friends” just dismiss something i’m really passionate about like “oh you’re talking about that again” like shut up don’t ruin this for me do you know how many times i’ve pretended to care or even genuinely tried to get interested in what you like????? the least you could do is fake it rather than making me feel like a burden