on december 21st we all should just agree on a time to drop to the ground and pretend to be dead
I’m pretty sure that world ending doesn’t work like that
i’m sorry how many apocalypses have you experienced???
No you’re not. That gif has never served a better purpose.
Does Canada even have a president or is it just whichever moose has the strongest antlers
Every four years, all the moose in Canada gather in Ottawa to fight for dominance. The loser then return to their homes and lick their wounds. The winner lives in a giant igloo. This is our moose overlord
he has been ruling us for the past 10 years.
this is the best thing I have seen today
Here’s a general rule. When an insult is directed at a woman, consider how it would have sounded directed at a man. If the result is ridiculous, then it’s probably sexist.
this has been my rule of thumb for years
i’ve always scoffed at those “oh my god europe is tiny”-posts but we just took the wrong exit driving back to our cabin and we literally ended up in norway and decided to just stay for dinner so yeah
this just happened AGAIN jesus fucking christ there isn’t even a sign that says welcome to fucking norway you’re just there all of a sudden
I could miss an exit and still stay in my state for another 8 hours.
i hate that i literally cant tell if im ugly or not and i cant tell if im really fat or just like kinda fat i literally cant tell and sometimes ill be like “im just being dumb im pretty good looking” and then ill be like “wow im being so egotistical i definitely look like shit what am i talking about” like i just…. dont know and it bothers me so much cos it’s something i can’t understand
i hate it when my “friends” just dismiss something i’m really passionate about like “oh you’re talking about that again” like shut up don’t ruin this for me do you know how many times i’ve pretended to care or even genuinely tried to get interested in what you like????? the least you could do is fake it rather than making me feel like a burden